Overheard on Valencia

I'm walking home on Valencia St in the rain when I pass two guys in front of Good Vibrations. Both are older, un-showered, and a wee bit beaten down:

Man1: That's that store that ladies go into to buy stuff to put in your ass.
Man2: Yeah, I know. A lady drug me in there one time and wanted me to buy all these things. "No way thems going in my ass," I said.
Man1: Yeah.