SPAM SUCKS!

So...my gmail account rocks. Love it. However, I can't seem to bring up all unread messages. I have almost 750 messages unread -- none of them in the last 2-3 months -- that litter my box. To locate them, I need to go through the box.

But the real point of this...ARGH! I am getting destroyed by SPAM. This is about 2 weeks worth of SPAM. And they are pouring in this week. I think the spammers are really increasing their output as we head into the holidays. Man. I really, really hate spammers. Really.