Best Mark Cuban EVAR
This is not intended to be sarcastic, but posted in all sincerity. Mark Cuban's post about colonoscopies was one of his better. I say this as one of his readers that enjoys his style, insight, and opinion.
I have a history of colon cancer in my family and will need to be tested regularly - and I find that I am getting older much faster than I ever imagined. I agree with his sentiment that it scares the hell out of me to get tested. I can tackle many, many things in life but medical procedures are still mysterious to me. This coming from a guy who has had 2 major surgeries (major, major) and 1 minor.
So...thanks for that post, Mark. I think it did more good than you will ever know.
I have a history of colon cancer in my family and will need to be tested regularly - and I find that I am getting older much faster than I ever imagined. I agree with his sentiment that it scares the hell out of me to get tested. I can tackle many, many things in life but medical procedures are still mysterious to me. This coming from a guy who has had 2 major surgeries (major, major) and 1 minor.
So...thanks for that post, Mark. I think it did more good than you will ever know.
1 Comments:
Yo Bri
when they shove it up there...
they usually give you some drugs first so you dont even feel it!
the good news is if they find something they can remove it right then and there. the bad news, well if they find something really big and its been there a long time then they will want to do Heroshima and Nagsaki to you and add some Monsanto to boost. End result is you will be one skinny fucker without any hair. Hmm come to think of it, yous already that way. Harrump. Im currently dealing with a friend who got the damn thing. They removed the aline, but also part of her colon so now she shits into a bag she wears on her waist. fun eh? actually its kool...dont have to buy toilet paper anymore, and you know how expensive the soft stuff is. But, she found a cure...its not eating anything but certain veggies and drinking apple and carrot juice...13 glasses a day.
She is healthy as hell now, sans the Monsanto and Radio treatments.
End recomendation: (that is a pun; get the stick ASAP...the sooner you get off on it, the better as they catch them little baby aliens NOW and take em out.
wait til later and we can call you Brian the Bag Man instead of cow.
xo
unkalen
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